In fact, I'm thrilled shitless! That's right, this occasion calls for previously undiscovered joyful expletive phrases. I have wanted some nude photographs done for a while but I had put on a bunch of weight when I was depressed and I had a husband that simply wouldn't tolerate that kind of thing, etc. Well, over the course of the last year and a half I have lost 43 lbs (and that's not even counting the 300 lbs of asshole that I lost in the divorce!) So I'm all pretty (and humble) and ready to have some photos taken, which I mentioned to my very fabulous lover man. He offered to do them for me and apparently has taken a few classes and is more than capable of getting the job done. Well, his awesomeness doesn't stop there. He has ordered a tripod for his camera, fancy photo paper(idk the difference, personally), and is working on ordering lighting for the event.
BUT WAIT...it gets better. He has also purchased a fancy book binding that he can press the 8x11 photos into and heat and make me my very own hard cover NUDEY BOOK! Now to time it just right. I need to prepare. I might even be willing to go to a nail salon and get a pedicure. And we're gonna have to time it around my ovulation because science has proven that we ladies look our best when fertile. I'm not sure if I want to wax down there or not. I'm not sure what would look better...hair would be fine if they're all black and white, but hairless might look a little raunchy. I dunno but I'm super fucking excited! What a lucky girl I am to have such a fabulous lover. Have any of you gals had nudes done? It's so much easier now that you don't have to develop them yourself or take them to be developed. Just a good photo printer and a digital camera and you're set!
On another note, don't be surprised if the name of this blog suddenly changes...I'm not sure its right.
Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl! First of all I laughed out loud when you said you lost 300 lbs. of asshole in your divorce.
ReplyDeleteSecond of all, I'm EXTREMELY paranoid about ..... well everything really..... so I would never take a photo of me in the nude. Maybe a cover the boob with the arm thingy and some sexy panties but puttin' it all out there? You're one brave girl!
Yup... massive amounts of cackling upon reading about the 300 lbs of asshole you lost. Best kind of weight loss ever! XD
ReplyDeleteMy partner & I have taken lots of nude photos of me... I'm a big fan of female body hair! Keep the bush! XD
Most of them were before we had a digital camera, so I can only imagine how startled the poor photo processing guys were when they developed a whole slew of pics of my chubby, naked ass...
Y'alls project sounds like just too much fun & I'm so glad you've found a lover who supports you! Woohoo!
@Dark Mother I totally know how you feel, but I guess I figure he sees me naked all the time anyhow soo...Nah, really it's like I finally am coming into my power as a sexual woman. I think there is a little of the sacred whore in all of us, and I am starting to embrace my power! BTW, if you met me on the street, you'd prolly never think I'd do something like this!
ReplyDelete@TheBlackDuchess I bet the poor photo guys were very happy. I believe that your outward beauty is linked very closely with feeling beautiful. You wouldn't have had the pics done if you weren't feeling gorgeous!