I'm so THRILLED!

     In fact, I'm thrilled shitless! That's right, this occasion calls for previously undiscovered joyful expletive phrases.  I have wanted some nude photographs done for a while but I had put on a bunch of weight when I was depressed and I had a husband that simply wouldn't tolerate that kind of thing, etc.  Well, over the course of the last year and a half I have lost 43 lbs (and that's not even counting the 300 lbs of asshole that I lost in the divorce!)   So I'm all pretty (and humble) and ready to have some photos taken, which I mentioned to my very fabulous lover man.  He offered to do them for me and apparently has taken a few classes and is more than capable of getting the job done.  Well, his awesomeness doesn't stop there.  He has ordered a tripod for his camera, fancy photo paper(idk the difference, personally), and is working on ordering lighting for the event.
         BUT WAIT...it gets better.  He has also purchased a fancy book binding that he can press the 8x11 photos into and heat and make me my very own hard cover NUDEY BOOK!  Now to time it just right.  I need to prepare.  I might even be willing to go to a nail salon and get a pedicure.  And we're gonna have to time it around my ovulation because science has proven that we ladies look our best when fertile.  I'm not sure if I want to wax down there or not.  I'm not sure what would look better...hair would be fine if they're all black and white, but hairless might look a little raunchy.  I dunno but I'm super fucking excited!  What a lucky girl I am to have such a fabulous lover.  Have any of you gals had nudes done?  It's so much easier now that you don't have to develop them yourself or take them to be developed.  Just a good photo printer and a digital camera and you're set!
         On another note, don't be surprised if the name of this blog suddenly changes...I'm not sure its right.